Monday Funnies

We weren't quite sure what to post for our "Monday Funny" today. We had a low-key rainy weekend. We did a great job taking care of our girl (we earned our P.A.W.S. Badges!), we tolerated the fire works (actually Tucker loved them and would watch them outside the window) and we took a lot of naps because of the rain. Nothing too funny until we checked our emails this morning. We received this and thought we would share. Hope you all had a wonderful weekend!

By the way, this is our #200 post! Hooray for us! Who thought a few best friends would have so much to share.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

(see each breeds' answers below)

	1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
	2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
	3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
	4. Rottweiler: Make me.
	5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
	6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
	7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
	8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
	9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Is this a trick question?
	10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
	11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or . . ..."We don't need no stinking light bulb."
	12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn't moving? Who cares?!
	13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
	14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't get cute!! Cats do not change light bulbs! People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
	"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!