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Monday, July 6, 2009

Monday Funnies

We weren't quite sure what to post for our "Monday Funny" today. We had a low-key rainy weekend. We did a great job taking care of our girl (we earned our P.A.W.S. Badges!), we tolerated the fire works (actually Tucker loved them and would watch them outside the window) and we took a lot of naps because of the rain. Nothing too funny until we checked our emails this morning. We received this and thought we would share. Hope you all had a wonderful weekend!

By the way, this is our #200 post! Hooray for us! Who thought a few best friends would have so much to share.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
(see each breeds' answers below)
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Is this a trick question?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or . . ..."We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn't moving? Who cares?!
13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't get cute!! Cats do not change light bulbs! People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

20 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom still laughs at that one!

I'm glad woo had a nice weekend!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Silly me...

I furgot to paw a KHONGRATS FUR #200!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Brind'Amour said...

Congrats on #200!!!!! That's really fabulous! Oh yeah, the comics were funny too!!!!

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Heehee! My Mom and Dad laugh at that every time they see it - especially the cat part, because in our house, the cat is always in charge.

Martha Basset said...

That was good for a laugh! Hope you enjoyed your 4th of July celebrations.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Mr. Puggle said...

Puggle: Can I eat the light bulb?

Congrats on the 200th! Way to go!

Checkers said...

that is funny - a friend gave mom one of those signs

Ms. ~K said...

Very funny and very true....
can I , can I, can I???
Buddy the Lab

Mack said...

We love that one! And take it from me the one about the cocker is TRUE!

Frankie Furter said...

Congrats on your 200th. I am getting close to my 300th.
I didn't think much of all that Fourth of July noise either !!!

Brownie said...

Braw hah ha! That was too funny!Glad you had a good weekend. :)

Mango said...

I have one. How many mastiffs does it take to change a lightbulb?

"One, no two, no seven, no three, no...ow my brain!"

Ha, ha

Kisses,
Dexter

Chester said...

So-do I get to change the light bulb or not? Huh? huh? huh?

Too funny! And pretty much true!

Thanks for the laugh!
Chester ;0=)

Joe Stains said...

omdog haha that is too funny!!

Twix said...

Very cute! I always love your Monday Funnies. Congrats on 200! That sure is a lot of typing!
Love and hugs,
Twix

Cole said...

Heeheehee, very cute!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Don't forget vizslas! It would take an infinite number of vizslas to change the light bulb, because they would keep bringing the bulbs back to their person rather than screwing them in.

Tee said...

Hehehhe, our Chief had a good laugh too!

licks and wags

Tuffy and the DOg WOods Pack

Ludo van Doggy said...

heehee!

Bijou said...

Uh-oh! I just posted about this on my blog on Thursday. I didn't know at the time you had already blogged about it. Honest!

Oh well. *sigh*

Bijou