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Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Secret is out!

While perusing the local branch of the library yesterday,
we came across a book that was very enlightening
and we needed to share with our friends.

Those Darn Squirrels!

There is actually a book published about these insane creatures.

We've read lots of dog blogs about these critters.
A few of you have even been given awards for your chasing abilities.

We decided we had to check out this book to see if there
was any important information we could pass along.

Did you see what that said?
Let us zoom in with our camera to show you the all important words...

Squirrels are geniuses!!!
We find this preposterous!
There is no way that these fuzzy-tailed rodents can be that smart!

Look at this...
They actually get together and drink, eat and scheme and devise blueprints in order to raid bird feeders. We have no doubt that they are plotting against our fellow dog-friends right now.

We are thanking our lucky stars that we don't have any squirrels
in our back yard - just rabbits.
We are going to head over to the rabbit section of the library
next time we are there to read up on those land-locked rodents.

Our fellow dog friends -

Our advice is to work in teams to outsmart them.
Be careful going out after dark and lock the doors behind you.
Otherwise, according to the book, they will lock you out and
party inside your house.

We shudder at the thought.


Mack said...

Squirrels = evil!

Our dad found the weeny doggy ear buds at:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh yes!

Makhk it khorrekht!



Anonymous said...

I just saw a squirrel today who was climbing up the side of our house. We have stucco siding and I must say I don't know how in the heck he did it. There was nothing for him to hang onto, but somehow he managed to go to the very top of the house. Then he found a spot on the gutter where he just sat there staring at me. I hate squirrels.

Mason Dixie said...

what a great book, it is an inside look at squirrels, gives us the upper advantage. =)

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Wooo! Evil little squirrels, just bite off their little heads!!!!!!!!!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Joe Stains said...

Talk about a FICTION book, sheesh!!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello nibbles treats its dennis the vizsla dog hay this buk is absolootly wun hundred persent troo!!! the skwirrels and there evil frends the gofers and the hedjhogs rooteenly enter my howse wen mama and dada ar not home and trash the furnitcher!!! thank yoo for this important sayfty tip ok bye

Mango said...

I think that book is a load of crap. Those pictures must have been made with photoshop. Don't believe a thing you read in there.


Martha Basset said...

We hate squirrels - that book is ridiculous!!
Dont believe a word of it.
Bailey and Martha xxx

Brind'Amour said...

Ugh! Squirrels! Gotta eat 'em! I admit, they do have some clever methods of doing things but as far as being smart.......NOT!


Mr. Puggle said...

squirrels cause damage in my house and then i get in trouble. they chew my mom's shoes, couch, pillows, etc. uhg....

Life With Dogs said...

I was hoping there would be recipes...

Ms. ~K said...

We hate squirrels! Our Rama can't say any word that starts w/ the letters SQU w/out us going crazy!

Gotta get this book-thanks for the info!!!

Hugs and Rubs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy