Today I would like to teach you how to play one of my most favorite games that I invented. I call this game, "Get Momma's Nose".
This game is really easy if you have a long snooter and a tongue as long as a giraffe's. And that's me!
Here's how you play.
When your mom is laying on the floor you burrow under her arms and nip and lick at her nose.
Then you run around her like a dog on crack and burrow under the other armpit and nip and lick.
Continue doing this until she is laughing so hard she cries, "Uncle". Bonus points are awarded each time you are able to get a good lick on her teeth or into her mouth while she is laughing.