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Thursday, August 13, 2009

The King is in his Court

Greetings all two-leggers and those of the canine persuasion.
It is I, Taz.

Why have I lowered my standards to actually spend time posting on this meaningless dog-infused blog?
Because today is my birthday, that's why.
I am now the prime-time age of 6
(in people years, of course).


Did you know that thousands of years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats...
and we have never forgotten this?!?



Therefore, bow down and serve me my servants.
This king feline is ready for my many treats, new toys and kitty scratches.

Let's not forget the Cat Creed: Everything here is mine.
And remember, a dog is a simple creature. They will come when called.
A cat, on the other hand, is not. They will take a message and get back to you.

P.S. You'll never see eight of us pulling a sled. Tsk! Tsk!

21 comments:

Deefor said...

Happy Birthday King Taz. I guess doggies are really different. But maybe my brother Arrow is part cat. His ears are like a cat's.

Moco said...

OMD: Taz could be Clara's son. We are thinking that you had best do what he says. We know how evil they can be when they don't get their own way. Clara is going to be about 13 this year.

Mango said...

Happy birthday, Taz. Guess you are in charge.

Slobbers,
Mango

Brownie said...

Happy Birthday, Taz! I guess I'll playbow to you and hope you don't swipe me with your kitty-paw! BOL!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Heehee! Happy birthday! In our house, Mr. Bufus, the Venerable Cat is most definitely KING!

*kissey face (from an out-of-cat-paw swipe distance, of course!)*
-Fiona

Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

Happy Birthday Taz! Mom says you remind her of her childhood cat, Sebastian. He was a handsome kitty and so are you! We hope you get lots of toys, treats, and other goodies for your birthday.

Chihuahua kisses,
Bentley & Lexus

Lily and Benson said...

Happy Purrrthday little one
Benny & Lily

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Unless of khourse the khanine is a Siberian...

They won't khome AND they will chase WOO!

Happy Purrrrrrday!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Dory and the Mama said...

Happy Birthday Taz!!!

Smileys!
Dory

Ms. ~K said...

Happy Meow-day Taz!
Head rubs and nose taps to you!

GoldenSamantha said...

Kitty whiskers to you on your candle day, Taz. I have to put up with so much gooberness from dumb blond doggers that you wouldn't believe it. Happy Birthday - sending you a bundle of meows
xo Ozzie

Olive said...

Happy Birthday to you!! I hope you had lots of yummy treats :)

Licks to you and your family--

Olive :)

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello taz its dennis the vizsla dog hay how menny of yoo duz it tayk to pull a sled??? ha ha ha ow!!!! oh ummm trouble sez i hav to apolojize or she wil git me with the claws agin so ummm sorry taz ok bye

Martha Basset said...

Happy Birthday King Taz - we understand all about how great cats are!
We had one ruling the roost in this house for 22 years!
We wish you a great day - let's hope those dogs organise something especially nice for you - a sardine or two might do the trick!
Remember humans may own dogs but cats always own their humans!
We are lowly oh great one - nothing to do with our short legs!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxxx
ps love the new blog background!

Chester said...

Happy Birthday you furry feline! Great birthday post by puttin' us dogs in our place.
No worries, 'cuz any dog worth his salt won't stay there anyway!
Hope you get treated like the Boss that you are!

Chester ;0=)

JACQUES LE FEESH said...

Happy Birthday to you! How do you keep that hat balanced on your head?

*glubb, glubb*

~Jacques

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

Happy Birthday Kitty - but sorry we like pulling stuff

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

Brind'Amour said...

Hey Taz, happy birthday! You are truly a king.

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

Three Dogs Long said...

Hail, to King Taz!! And Happy Birthday wishes from all of us!

((hugs)) your canine friends

Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Tee said...

*chuckles* Happy Bark-day or sorry, birthday Great King Taz! With many many happy returns of the day.

Licks & hugs (which am sure you would not appreciate...)

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

Mr. Puggle said...

happy furday