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Friday, August 21, 2009

For the love of a dog

THE WIENER AND THE WARNING

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old dachshund asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because", the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

Oscar, you are one cool little guy.

17 comments:

Cole said...

Heeheehee, cute joke!

Your mom got a great picture of you in action. :-)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

HaRooo!

Grrrreat akhtion shot!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Dory and the Mama said...

Too funny!!

Smileys!
Dory

Ms. ~K said...

Now that's funny!!!

Mr. Puggle said...

hahhaha

Lily and Benson said...

ahhh...BOL
Benny & Lily

Checkers said...

ROFBMAO - that was really cute - made the old blonde smile - and she needed smile!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

LOVE the ear flappage! Most excellent!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Go Oscar!

Martha Basset said...

What a geat picture Oscar! We loved that story - it made our mum chuckle as she is sitting with her morning coffee!!!
Have a great weeknd.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Mango said...

Ha! Too funny! Beware of wiener dog. They are kind of short.

Slobbers,
Mango

Raising Addie said...

BOL!!!

LOVE IT!!!

Chasing my tale...
Addie, Lucie, and Hailey

GoldenSamantha said...

Heheeh! Gotcha! And that photo is amazing!
Hugs xo
Sammie

Ludo van Doggy said...

heeheehee!

Deefor said...

Great joke!

Deefor

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

such a cutie - that is a great story - we always laugh when we see it

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

sadermaxx said...

Hi!
I saw you on Twix's blog roll, and thought I would come and check your blog out.
This is such a cute joke.