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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Jokes On Us

Woof, bark growl, snarl and snort at some of our favorite silly dog jokes.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound

Where should you never take a dog?
The flea market

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie

Ha! Ha! Ha!
Some days we just crack ourselves up!


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...


Woo are furry funny!

Maybe woo should bekhome the new day Three Stooges aka The Three Pooches!


Chester's Mom said...

I have to argue the point that you "JUST crack yourselves up" because I too am cracking up in a big way!!! Thanks for the silliness-one can never have too much!

Woofs and silly slobbers,

Mack said...

Too cute!!

Mom said her fave is the collieflower one since that is her favorite veg!!!

Kimberly said...

that picture is sooo cute... Bell and I have just heard about the contest today- however :( we aren't able to access that website while I'm @ work :( bummer. Bell would love to be entered into something she IS SO GOOD @ DOING :)

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Woooooo! Too funny! Silly pups!
One more- what is a the cross between a Pekingese and Lhasa Apso, a Peekassoo an abstract dog!!!

-Kira The BeaWootiful

Bree and Reilly said...

BOL - those were funny......

Mason Dixie said...

He he, you 3 are very funny. You should get an act together and travel. =)

Together We Save said...

Love this blog. Very funny.

Jake of Florida said...

We love those old jokes.

Do you know some jokes are called "shaggy dog stories"? Our grandpa loves to tell them and we laugh no matter how many times he repeats them!!

Jake and Just Harry

Joe Stains said...

Thanks for the jokes, Mom needed that!!

Kimberly said...

funny jokes.... :) i love it!! Bell will too - I'll tell them to her while I'm giving her the KONG I just bought her. In hopes it will keep her a bit busier during the day and less "things" of ours will be ruined. I can only hope... and bark back @ her! :) hahaha

Mango said...

Too funny!


Suzuki said...

BOL That photo is funny :)
Big licks to you

Tee said...

Hehehehehe .... you guys are hilarious.

Licks and wags

The Dog WOods Pack

Ludo van Doggy said...

oh ha ruffruffruff!!!

Chef said...

Hah ha ha ha ha!! Very good!