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Monday, March 16, 2009

The Injustice Of It All!!!!

He had to go and do it.
Our [once favorite] Big Boy of the DWB
Mango went and posted a photo of himself wearing nothing but a tool belt.


Tinkerbell quickly downloaded his photo and has is sticky-taped up on her wall by her bed just like a teenager with a poster of her favorite boy band. We've tried to knock some sense into her but she is like a girl experiencing the Beatles Invasion all over again.


This poster is like the equivalent of Farrah Fawcett in nothing but a swimsuit or like the scandalous calendars hung in a mechanics shop above his tool chest. Outrageous!

Tinkerbell refuses to leave her bed. She lies there like a girl in heat fantasizing about him listening to the Jonas Brothers on her I-Pod!


We have had enough! How are two little guys supposed to compete with the Tim-the-tool-man wannabe? We used to look up to him... literally... and then he goes and steals our girls heart filling her head with Barry White-induced hopes and dreams!


These two height-challenged boys are uniting against the injustice of it all.

17 comments:

GoldenSamantha said...

I saw that blog of Mango's and - hate to say it - but I sort of reacted the same way. There's just something about a big guy in a toolbelt!
Waiting dreamily for The Mango's next installment...
Samantha

Frankie Furter said...

Hi Oscar T. & T. Thanks so much for visiting my site. Oscar, you look like the pictures of Pretzel who lived with my mom and dad many years ago. They loved her dearly and tell me they were soooo sad when she went to doggie heaven.
I hope my Dachshund Horror story isn't too scary for you.
Licks & Wags X's 3

Bree/Reilly said...

I am with you guys.....wearing a tool belt doesn't make him a he-dog! But then what you can expect from a girl - they get mushy over the slightest thing.

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Woo Mango, I get all dreamy eyed just thinking about him! Sorry you vertically challenged boys, but I am a big girl in need of a big dog!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Martha Basset said...

We saw Mango in that toolbelt too and had to comment on his blog!
I mean well we are only canine after all!! Drool drool..........
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

LuLu and LoLLy! said...

Dear Friendz, probably all we can manage to say is Whew! And also, is Farah Fawcett near the water fawcett where we are forced to take a bath in the sink? Two Paws UP for boy-dog posters! Signed, girl dogs LuLu and LoLLy!

Mango said...

The Mango cannot help who he is. He is MANGO!

I was so delighted to see my likeness that I phoned momma right away and told her to check out your bloggy. I think somebody was tickling her because she started LAUGHING while reading it instead of going OOOO AHHH like she should.

Slobbers,
Mango

Eduardo said...

OH WOW! That is quite a manly pic of him! My Mommy thinks its super cute! Maybe I should take a pic like that for the ladies...
Hugs & Snugs,
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Ludo van puppy said...

oh no, looks like a hopeless case of love-itus. What are you guys gonna do about it?

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I'm after him to post a posterior shot...

Khrakhk and all!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Maybe even just a bit of dukht tape somewhere?

Mason Dixie said...

As Owl would say to Bambi, Thumper and Flower, twitterpated. Spring love. =)

Lacy said...

w00f'sm heehee me wood say sum dog has a crush...

b safe,
~rocky~

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hmm.. my little sister Hershey reacted in almost the same way but fortunately, with her still being a puppy, she soon got over her 'puppy love' and started to focus her attention on something more important --- Dinner.
(Hmmm.. I think I am going to search for dad's tool belt in the storeroom later).

Tee said...

Ehehehehhe ... sounds like a bad bug of jealous you both got there!

Let Tinkerbell drool.

licks and wags,

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

Suzuki said...

BOL A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Noah the Airedale said...

Hmmm so that's what my sissies were drooling over.

Noah

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We saw Mango pose but we didn't know he was so dreamy. Are there platform feet for height challenged pups so you can win your girl back?