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Friday, January 16, 2009

Another Funny Email

We received another funny email that we just had to share:

Adam and Eve said,
'Lord, when we were in the gard
en, you walked with us every day.
Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here,
and it is difficult for us to remember how m
uch you love us.'

And God said,
'I will create a companion for you
that will be with you and who will be a reflection
of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot
see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be,
this new compa
nion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do,
in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion
for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with
Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail .

And Adam said,
'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom
and I cannot think of a name for this n
ew animal.'

And God said,
'I have created this new animal to
be a reflection of my love for you,
his name will be a reflection of my own name,
and you will call him "DOG".

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.
They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are
worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved,
but perhaps too well.'
And God said, I will create for them a companion
who will be with them and who will see them as they are.
The companion will remind the
m of their limitations,
so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them.

And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased . . . . . ..

And Dog was happy. . . . .

And Cat didn't care one way or other.


Martha Basset said...

Loved it!

Small Footprints said...

LOL ... oh, that was too funny and too true!

Thanks for sharing it!

Small Footprints

Three Dogs Long said...

LOL! That is so cute! We loved it!

Your friends,

Oskar, Schati & Xena

Eduardo said...

That is too funny!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Mason Dixie said...

BOL, that is a great story.

Nigel, Sola and Co. said...

That could not hold more true - what does the cat care :)