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Monday, October 19, 2009

Monday Funnies - Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to the best people mommy on the planet! 
Happy Birthday to you!


First things first. Happy Birthday to our mom. The old gal has made it another year despite visits from "The Wrinkle Fairy", "The Big Butt Fairy", "The Gray Hair Fairy" and all their fairy friends that have made the trip from old-age fairyland to make their presence known.

We love you mom.
You, by far, have the most comfy and cushy body in the whole family. We love the extra pounds. That helps make snuggle time the best. We don't mind your gray hair (we just don't like the icky smell of the chemicals you like to use to get rid of those pesky gray's). We certainly don't mind your wrinkles - the more you get the more you start to resemble an English Bulldog and being a dog is cool! But your big butt does cause problems for Oscar on occasion when he is trying to "share" the recliner with you. We like that you are always cold and need to layer on the clothing or cover up with a blanket when you are sitting down. We don't mind sharing the blanket with you. But most of all Mom, we love you because of your most delicious treats that you are always making for us. Without you, we would probably whither away to mere existences of ourselves and that would definitely not be good.

So Mom, we want to wish you the best of days with many more to come. (Just remember to take your medicine for your achy knees, continue to take your vitamins and eat good for a healthy shiny coat, visit the doctor and stay up-to-date on your shots, but most importantly, always remember to wear your glasses. We wouldn't want you running into anything or falling down the steps. Old people break their hips during falls all the time and we wouldn't want that to happen to you.)


Hugs and kisses,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker 

16 comments:

Mango said...

Happy Brithday. Gotta love those dotty old hens, huh.

Slobbers,
Mango

Three Dogs Long said...

Happy Barkday to your special Momma!! Give her extra kisses on her special day!

((hugs)) your friends,
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Mason Dixie said...

Happy Birthday to your Mom!!

Benny and Lily said...

Yippeeee, happy birthday to your mommy. Her eyes scared us!
BOL
Benny & Lily

Deborah said...

Hey Birthday girl! Happy Birthday from me and my gang! Deborah

Samantha said...

Oh my - not old enuff to have those things happen, cause we dogs make sure our peeps get plenty of exercise walking us heheheh! Happy happy birthday Mama. Special kisses on your special day!
Huggers xo
Sammie

Miley said...

Happy Birthday!!!! Love the pic, how funny!!! BOL!!!!

lotsa licks,
Miley

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Happy Birthday to your special mom!

Did woo get khake?

I mean, she shouldn't have it her butt is what woo paw it to be!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Dory and the Mama said...

Happy Happy Birthday to your Human Mama!!!!

Smileys!
Dory

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Happy birthday Nibbles Treats mom! And Nibbles Treats dogs, I hope you got her something nice!

Martha Basset said...

Happy Birthday to yur special mom - who cares that she looks like an alien!
love you lots
Martha & Bailey xxx

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Sounds like momma got blessing from all of the same fairies that visit our house! ♥HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMMA♥ And keep those fairies at your house our momma says she doesn't need anymore☺

Mr. Puggle said...

Happy Birthday! Funny post. :)

Frankie Furter said...

Wow ! At furst I thought that was my two legger sister. She got funny glasses like that for HER birthday too.
I hope you get to share your mom's BIRTHDAY DAY CAKE AND ICE CREAM !!!

Gail said...

Happy Birthday to your mom.

Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

Happy Birthday to the Mama!

Love,
The Munchkins & Mommy